{"id":61,"date":"2025-06-11T13:57:32","date_gmt":"2025-06-11T13:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/handicap\/"},"modified":"2025-12-11T17:23:55","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T17:23:55","slug":"handicap","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/handicap\/","title":{"rendered":"Handicap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"body\" dir=\"auto\"><strong>1 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mon handicap au golf c&rsquo;est 2.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>2 &#8211;<\/strong> <a href=\"\/handi-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pas de bras, pas de Chocolat !<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>3 &#8211;<\/strong> <a href=\"\/handi-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">On ne put pas des pieds, quand on ne marche pas !<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>4 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">La hausse de l\u2019\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 entra\u00eene des inqui\u00e9tudes chez les handicap\u00e9s moteurs.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"body\" dir=\"auto\"><strong>5 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Les chiens guides ne savent pas lire.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>6 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Il est assis lui, il peut attendre.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>7 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Elle est assise elle, elle peut attendre.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>8 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ne bouge pas.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>9 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Arr\u00eate de me les briser.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>10 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-10\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">J\u2019ai pas d\u2019oreille, Ouf j\u2019ai une bonne vue.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>11 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-11\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Les bras m\u2019en tombent.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>12 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-12\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">J\u2019ai pas les mots.<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>13 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-13\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Alors sa roule ?<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>14 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-14\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Tiens-toi droit !<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>15 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-15\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Droit comme un i, ou presque !<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>16 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-16\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Papa d\u2019un enfant diff\u00e9rent et alors ?<\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><strong>17 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-17\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Maman d\u2019un enfant diff\u00e9rent et alors ?<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"body\" dir=\"auto\"><strong>18 &#8211; <\/strong><a href=\"\/handi-18\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">C&rsquo;est pas le pied !<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 &#8211; Mon handicap au golf c&rsquo;est 2. 2 &#8211; Pas de bras, pas de Chocolat ! 3 &#8211; On ne put pas des pieds, quand on ne marche pas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-61","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17815,"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/61\/revisions\/17815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cultcelebritywords.com\/accueil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}